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sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
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pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.
Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?
by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017
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sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.
"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"
by kprowand January 17, 2012
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Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.
He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.
by blazer13 September 4, 2013
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sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
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Sitting in Business

The opposite of standing on business. To shit where you eat, so to speak. Instead of taking care of your business, you sit in your own feces like an infant child.
Mortgage payment was due and my son was hungry so I had no choice but to stand on business, but instead, I’ve been sitting in business all week, and the bank is foreclosing on our property in the morning.
by Shaboinked December 11, 2023
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