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Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.
Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night
by trashy menace April 11, 2022
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Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021
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nature bush

Overgrown bush, vagina pubes in their natural state. Usually referring to an unusually pronounced bush.
I enjoy all the hippy girls with their overgrown nature bush.
by Kunthuffer November 6, 2017
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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naturally asspirated

Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".
In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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natural november

Girls have to be natural

No makeup no contour no eyelashes no wigs no dying hair

Let’s see how u girls last the whole month
by We Hate Gays November 2, 2019
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Nature's Nutella

The creamiest and purest form of free range, non GMO, FDA approved organic Nutella. Commonly referred to as: shit.

My friend Cale loves his nature Nutella. Go send my homie some love.
Cale's Instagram: @calmrrsn.13
"I hear rumors that Cathy hasn't wiped in over a week. Gonna go get me some of that nature's Nutella".
by lilmidge April 19, 2022
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