weed moment

(noun ) A weed moment is when you are stoned and in the middle of a thought or conversation. You forget your place or where you are in a story you might be telling, or you forget what you were talking about all together. A weed moment is much like a senior moment; only weed induced.

Example: ''I'm having a weed moment. What were we talking about again?

by Johnny / -the Random Prophet April 26, 2017

weed debt

the debt you accumulate from borrowing money off your other stoner friends to smoke weed that you canny afford

Friend: "Do you wanna go Nando's?"
Me: I really shouldn't go considering my current substantial weed debt ."

Friend: "Oh go on, just for a cheeky one"

Me: "ok "

by snoopdog97 December 11, 2017

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

Weed pickle

A weed pickle is the tweaker name for a weed pipe, named for the fact that tweakers who also smoke weed tend to after twisting the pickle for a tad to long, forget that when they go to smoke a bowl of weed, they try and hit the weed pipe as a pickle with twisting included.

Hey man, you gotta twist the.weed pickle! Its some pretty danky stuff in the weed pickle!

by TitsMcGee420 October 20, 2013

kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 March 19, 2012

pollie weed

that horrible grass that cuts your legs when you run through it. With some varities it cuts you when you slid your finger on it wrong or even walk through it.

guy 1 - Dude! did you attacked by a gang! look at your legs!
guy 2 - No bro - pollie weed
guy 1 - Oh. even worse.

by Winkelchick101 November 22, 2011

Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

by sacsmine October 21, 2011