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Tens

Sza's new album is so good its time to give her her tens
by certifiedhatinglovergirl December 31, 2022
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cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008
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ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
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Ten-Foot High Club

When you jack off in a commercial aircraft while it is still on the ground
Person 1: Bro, I just joined the Ten-Foot High Club!

Person 2: No way bro, that's awesome!
by east.68 December 8, 2023
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Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009
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Hang Ten

to live Reckless, without a care. ( To not give a shit about anything )
Hang Ten dude, life is to complex to care about anything.
by JohnyNoCash December 15, 2021
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