Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018

russian flu

A rare from of flu that starts off like a common cold, but you still end up dead. Then it turns out you had been poisoned with Polonium or some sort of neurotoxin.

Brian: "Have you heard about that spy who allegedly got poisoned in England?"
Sam: "Eh, he just got the russian flu, nothing out of the ordinary."

by anontheautisticretard March 13, 2018

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things May 10, 2018

joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!

"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."

by pttroller00 February 22, 2017

friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.

I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.

by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.

Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!

by periax34 June 5, 2016

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016