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joão flu

João Flu is that guy who is extremely shy when it comes to oral presentation in the class, but when we are talking about bed skills, that motherfucker is the beast!
"Eww, we need to break up, I just wanted you to be a little bit more João Flu..."
by pttroller00 February 22, 2017
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friday flu

When you spouse gets sick on Friday so you have to watch the kids all weekend. Usually last two days.
I hope my wife doesn't get Friday Flu again, I want to play golf.
by Herod apyur pupir February 24, 2017
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alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
by periax34 June 5, 2016
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alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.
"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."
by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016
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FLU

Dave: I bought beers and pizza
Ben: FLU man.
by Jambake May 4, 2018
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Boost Flu

A cold/flu that takes over your body when you haven’t drove your Boosted car in a long period of time.
You heard about Billy? He cam down with the Boost Flu
by Jet Boost February 1, 2018
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Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
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