Gay flu

That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.

Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.

by denhiker May 28, 2024

Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.

Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.

by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024

Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days

Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off

by Seshflu September 3, 2021

alligator flu

A flu that turns you green and makes your nose grow eventually turning you into an alligator.

"Did you hear that carl has the alligator flu? There's no hope for him!

At least I'll get a new pair of boots from him."

by Wonderbox32 May 11, 2016

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs

Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.

by Estall December 31, 2009

Flu-lander

When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.

Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.

by Kabbo May 9, 2018

Flu roll

A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak

Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail

by Strop waffle March 20, 2020