Andre

Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.

If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.

"Hey is that Andre"
"Yeah stay away or it might start bitching at you"

by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023

Andre

A boy who does not know what he wants or if he is happy in life

is Andre sad or happy

by mn nmnmn. January 26, 2022

Andre

A amazing person who gives the most amazing hugs that will give care for no matter what, he’ll be an amazing boyfriend ♥️ Who will make you laugh 24/7 and the girls will definitely fall for him

“Oh wow is that Andre over there? He looks so cute”

by getoffmenigga November 21, 2023

Andres

Usually has sex with his sister and is usually from Columbia and makes jokes about him having intercourse with your mom or sister and saying you don’t have a sister you’ll have one in 9 months and says HOT and said “hardness is temperary and virginity is forever”

“Andres has sex with his sister”

by El doritos November 1, 2021

andre

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.

fuck! almost ran into an andre there

by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019

Andre

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.

wow is that andre he is so cool and handsome

by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

Andre Onana

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.

"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season

by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025