Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021

Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.

Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.

by ^_~ November 22, 2004

loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker

Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole

by Opissermcwanker November 2, 2013

instant asshole

A vodka redbull.

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.

by ahonakibs December 27, 2010

Asshole Of The Week

An award that goes to the person who was the biggest asshole of the current week. Most likely the winner does something noteworthy of being an asshole.

Matt won asshole of the week for pissing drunk in the living room.

by ardysamburger January 27, 2011

Incandescent asshole

A person who is easily spotted as thoughtless asshole by making a stupid and unreasonable comment to others. A harsher comment to another person than incandescent idiot.

While making an unreasonable comment to a group of girls, Cedric claims to have a cure for cancer, seems like an Incandescent asshole.

by Scottie to Hottie November 23, 2009

asshole dentata

An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.

Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off

by Jacobithador June 15, 2008