A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
by OneBlueGlove January 26, 2024
by femaleshoe December 24, 2017
A Stanky Legg Addct is someone who is addicted to the drug Stanky Legg or SL. Similar to Heroin addiction, Stanky Legg addiction is when one can not resist injecting syringes full of Stanky into their legg. The appeal to Stanky Legg is the incontrollable Stank moves your legg pulls off while high. The preperation of Stanky Legg is identical to that of Heroin, the two drugs share many thing in common, the difference, Stank. One who is addicted to Stanky Legg can recover via weekly SLA meeting at your local run down basketball court.
"Bro Dominic got so high on SL yesterday his leggs were grooving for hours. He is a total Stanky Legg Addict"
by DolphinWalrus September 22, 2020
Someone who is so addicted to any substance that they fiend over it. They usually resemble a strung out goblin king that can't afford anything other than what they fiend for.
N - "yo have you seen Zach around?"
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*
G - "oh you mean that fiend addict? Yeah he's a bum
N - "He sure is a fiend addict isn't he? Haha *high fives G*
by Gswizzle690 May 19, 2021
Never leaving your home for carry-out food, grocery store and double dash items from local Walgreens.
I haven't changed clothes in 5 days. My Dash addiction is so bad I haven't gone outside or driven anywhere for 10 days.
by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 26, 2022
I don't want to see a sug-addict again.
by Why@? March 18, 2021
by SMart@ss101 May 31, 2023