sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.

Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.

by That guy fd April 05, 2017

Popping a sneaky one

Busting a cheeky and sneaky nut.

This will be cumming discretely without anyone knowing, therefore beating sneaky

"hi my name is redacted and I popped a sneaky one in every living thing"

"I love popping a sneaky one"

by C4rELess October 05, 2022

Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

snake sneaky infection

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis

sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection

by XAlaskan93X March 24, 2010

Sneaky link

Sneaky link is the definition of the word of may sixth

Sneaky link was used on may sixth as the word of the day or whatever the fuck.

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021

sneaky bum nugget

A little nugget of poo hiding half-way between freedom and the bum hole,

awaiting escape by the force of the anus or the tug of the tissue

"Don't you just hate it when you have a sneaky bum nugget?"
"Yeah, but most of the time I just force it out!"

by TheSnowGlobeMaster October 14, 2013

SMH sneaky link

Garfield's reaction to finding Ronnie fucking GummyThyClown.

"Smh Sneaky Link" Garfield said walking in on Gummy Submissively meowing to Ronnie.

by GummyThyClown July 07, 2022