London Blumpkin

In this modern iteration of a traditional Blumpkin, party1 sits reverse cowgirl on the toilet bowl, fellating party2 while they deposit an upper-decker into the tank. This gives the appearance of riding a double-decker bus. If both parties are simultaneously pooping, the terminology can be upgraded to "Royal Flush".

I heard the Queen used to give out London Blumpkins at Buckingham Palace. One lucky guy even got a Royal Flush!

by SweetPinkTacos April 9, 2024

London Bridge

A double stacked Eiffel Tower. One group standing on the shoulders of the other.

My night was so wild it ended in a London bridge with some circus performers.

by Wasilla87 June 18, 2023

oli london

oli london is a disgusting idiot who thinks they're park jimin.

person 1: "have you heard oli london's new song?"
person 2: "yeah it's absolute shit."

by reddoodle April 16, 2022

london

She probably is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. Has beautiful eyes and can make anyone laugh with her outgoing personality to match her beautiful smile.

I wish I had a london.

by Londonbreezy March 5, 2023

London Clean

A tall skinny woman built like a man, no curves, no behind, short hair, ponytail, lesbian figure type

"Oh my god!! Why did she get so thin, she's built like a London Clean!"

by 0802954 November 22, 2015

London

A beautiful girl that has the best look and is the worlds best friend you can ever have she is very sexy and knows how to please a man. WHO EVER SHE GOES OUT WITH IS A LUCKY MAB

London best person in the world

by guys are the one April 16, 2019

london

prolly the bitchiest person you’ll ever meet, the most stuck up bitch you’ll every meet, so snobby you don’t wanna be around her, judges so hard for no reason, and some stinky hairy ass pussy not a good sex partner

girl: hey i’m new here my name is brittany

london: yuck get away from me new girl

by thatgirlrylee123344 November 9, 2019