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everything is bullshit

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"
by moment bruh big May 20, 2021
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bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
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barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.
Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”
by 902Cold January 26, 2018
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.
Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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bullshit

"*jojo sigh* this is fucking bullshit it's just straight no hitmarkers"
by jojosiliksreddead May 9, 2023
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BullShit

Just looking up bullshit when you have no friends to play Fortnite
by Mattp207 September 16, 2019
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Winging Bullshit

SOMTHING TO DO WHEN YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING... ITS FUCKING GRIM CITY...
MATTHEW IS WINGING BULLSHIT... HE IS THROWING SHIT EVERYWHERE.
by bb GRIM CITY January 20, 2020
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