California Smart

Extremely Stupid Californian Girls

Wow, did you see hear that bitch? She California Smart

by jmc1967 October 9, 2017

California Raisin

The American definition for the California Raisin is not to Be confused with Welsh definition. The American meaning is thought to have originated in the late Victorian era mid to late 1700's.

It's a slang term that of which is given to used in place of or to refer to a elderly woman's clit.

It describes the dried shriveled possibly leather like skin.

Hey Grandma would you stop complaining. If I wanted to find your stank ass California Raisin. I would but don't. Fucken G be tripping her kitty cat taste like baby powder anyway.

by DJ Prime Suspect 86 August 26, 2019

california snowcone

When your getting fucked so hard that cum shoots out of your fucking mouth then you eat that shit bitch

"My main man gave me the California snowcone I've ever had and trust me girl I've had a lot of things shoved up my ass.

by Lil j Coco Puffs November 30, 2017

California Hug

When two people have sex on a toilet.

Bill's wife gave Bill a California Hug because Bill had to take a shit and Bill's wife didn't want to stop.

by Some guys wise words April 21, 2017

California Fappers

A person who is turned on and then masturbates to the California Gurls music video.

Friend 1 Its so strange... a lot of my friends are California Fappers and I don't understand what turns them on to this horrible music and crappy video..
Friend 2 -starring at computer watching Katy Perry-

fap fap fap

by thismusicisshit1289 September 3, 2010

california firecracker

When you nut inside of a girl’s butthole and immediately punch her in the stomach after pulling out, thus making the semen forcefully eject out of the woman’s anus causing a firecracker like explosion.

I gave my girlfriend a California firecracker in the backseat of my civic, that stain ain’t never coming out.

by TheBombDotCom420 November 7, 2021

california klondike

The act of eating a klondike bar while getting tag teamed by two male prostitutes.

"Hey Trevor, how was your trip?

"pretty good, went to the beach and had a couple California klondikes"

by Auti111 May 3, 2014