Splits

Splits can only be done by uncle horitzz. Uncle horitzz is a god he loves the splitz and has lots of circus members

Is that uncle horitzz doing the splits

by Soster and Socha September 29, 2019

Split cream donut

Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.

"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."

"Did you give her a split cream donut?"

"You know it!"

by Vari the Vampire November 7, 2023

Split-tation

The splitting of something; a biological term

“The split-tation of water helps the diffusion of H+”

“Mrs. Sewell does not believe that split-tation is a word”

by Brailey M. January 12, 2024

Splitting

Splooge + Shitting = Splitting

When you jerk off on the toilet and simultaneously push out a shit as you finish, resulting in a larger load of jizz.

I caught Elliot splitting in my bathroom when he said he just had a stomach ache.

by ohhhhhhhhhyeah$$$$$$ May 23, 2025

Lockland Split

A perk of being a resident of Lockland. When procuring a hooker, you have the option to cost share with other residents. You can buy the hooker yourself or just buy one hole and your friends can pitch in and each purchase an additional hole at a lower rate.

Guy 1: Man I really want a blowjob but "local hooker" is charging $50
Guy 2: let's see if Guy 3 wants to join and we'll do the Lockland Split for $20 each
Guy 3: sounds good as long as I get the asshole

by DeanWalden April 29, 2022

Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.

Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting

by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022