Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the third-degree fartmug. I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.
by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019
Get the Third-Party Veganmug. The given name to a selfish creature who is mean and definitely can never be a GOAT. This creature is only mean due to the unfortunate home life of living with specific people and can be really sweet and nice when living with nice people . The typical appearance consists of a green color accompanied by other colors
Zogathen Cathupilius the Third is the technical name for a specific cuddly toy who hates people who's name begins with the letter R because of the abuse faced by his ancestors (Zogathen Cathupilius the First and Zogathen Cathupilius the Second).
by Official.Oxford.Dictionary December 23, 2023
Get the Zogathen Cathupilius the Thirdmug. 
Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and nine great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
Get the irregular-quintuple-third-cousinmug. by NotLeechan March 15, 2020
Get the Third Wheelingmug.