balls to the third

when ur bored and it just pops up in ur mind

Rob: (is bored) balls to the third, man why thefuckdidithinkthat?

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

Third legger

A person who is accepted to join into threesomes of multiple couples.

"You know Sena is not the typical girl you date. Perfect for couples wanting a third legger though."

by crecia April 4, 2024

third base compromise

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways

"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

by PurpleDido March 17, 2015

Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

irregular-septuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and thirteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-septuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Squigga the third

The third and most advanced squigga of any generation to rival that of God with the n-word pass for life. Legends says he said the n-word one trillion times in less than a second. Squigga has confirmed 30 kids all named squigga even the women. The revolution of squigga comes on the 4th of July for 24 hours. To all light skin people protect yourselves, lock the doors, and blackface yourselves to throw them off, become Tyrone that is all.

"Squigga the third gave me an n-word pass for life it changed my life along with my black friends." "Nigga Lives Matter!"

by Tyrone Squigga the Third May 13, 2022

Third knee

I'm not defining this

that statue have a third knee between his legs

by underpaid employee May 6, 2024