ze dirty third

the third floor (or attic) of someone’s house in lake forest where naughty stuff happens aka sexy time

wanna go up to ze dirty third

by mspinky July 28, 2020

third cousin

Great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild.

My third cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

June third

Throw anyone named Mecha or Willow down a flight of stairs whether it's kid toy stairs or a real life building type of stairs. A real good experience and bonding time for the both of you, very romantic in the feefeelandian language <33

Mecha, sweating: Please get away-
Friend: I t i s June third m e c h a y o u c a n ' t e s c a p e
Mecha: *sobs*

by notfeefeexoxo October 6, 2020

third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up

dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal

by masterofspite December 4, 2023

triple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and six great-great-grandparents in common.

Triple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Third Testicle

The act of folding up a flaccid penis into a bun. BOOM the mystical third testicle. Try it after sex or jerking if.

Sally: "So what did you do next?"
Kim: " Well he/noodled me, so I explored the third testicle.”
Sally : "No way that's scandalous!"
Kim : "Dude if you want to weird a guy out just do it."

by AliceTheKink November 1, 2015

Third Virginian Reich

A derogatory term used by Marylanders against Virgians; often as a counter to "the Peoples Republic of Maryland." It is critical of the Virginans overly conservative govermant.

Virginian: Atleast I dont live in the Peoples Republic of Maryland
Marylander: Yea, atleast I dont live in the Third Virginian Reich

by Domorrow June 2, 2024