Lip Balm

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm

person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips

by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019

Titty lip

When you are about to cry, your eyes well up and your bottom lip sticks out

The baby got scared he pulled a titty lip and started to cry.

by Goldsparkleshine August 13, 2018

Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.

by Marcamango September 29, 2020

lip slug

To grow a massive slug across your upper lip (moustache)

Dave decided he looked cool with his new slip slug - he wasn’t

by Crispyduck12 November 19, 2019

Orange Lips

Donald Trump supporters.

"The Orange Lips are still waiting for the wall."

"Trump supporters will never get that orange stain out from around their lips."

"So much for their reputations."

by L.R.B. December 14, 2020

cigarette lip

When a person's upper lip is so thin it simply cannot be seen whilst inhaling a cigarette.

Omg. Sara’s lips are so thin. She totally has a cigarette lip.

by BooVeAYYE May 17, 2017

lip rippler

When a female farts while sitting down and the fart rolls up into her vagina. She then has to queef out her ass air.

Becky tends to have a lot of lip ripplers. That's why it always smells like shit covered tuna when she is around.

by RustyDeTrombonist August 1, 2020