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Lip Balm

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm
person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips
by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019
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Double lipping

The act of a Californian crackhead placing a pen between their upper lip and nose, while simultaneously firmly holding another between their lips.
Uh oh, that crackhead Sekaye is double lipping his pens again.
by Pippilongcrack September 22, 2019
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Grape lips

Shit it grape lips”
What does that mean?”
I don’t know
by treetree November 20, 2020
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lip rippler

When a female farts while sitting down and the fart rolls up into her vagina. She then has to queef out her ass air.
Becky tends to have a lot of lip ripplers. That's why it always smells like shit covered tuna when she is around.
by RustyDeTrombonist August 1, 2020
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Texas Lip

When you insert chewing tobacco into a girls pussy lip or vaginal cavity and eat her out. The sensation of vaginal stimulation and burning coupled with a nice nicotine buzz will provide the highest orgasm known to man kind.
Billy went to Cowtown Rodeo and used his good old Long-cut Grizzly Dark to give a girl the wildest Texas Lip of her life. She came eight times in the back of his Ford pickup.
by Dirty69 September 19, 2020
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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
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Hippo lips

A person with a mouth wide enough to fit 20 or more hot dogs.
Dang Hillory you can fit 20 slammers in them hippo lips.
by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
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