The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013

Much like a cougar but older, usually found at the VFW, casinos and other places where the elderly go to relive their glory days.
by Sowen September 12, 2015

after drinking a bit too much you start putting on funny clothing then head home and puke on your property
by Guistinanno December 9, 2018

Big ass Male Bitch that acts like a Princess.
Mostly a Boomer which doesn't even owns a Mop.
Wants to start a fight with everyone, but never shows up.
Always suspicious.
Mostly a Boomer which doesn't even owns a Mop.
Wants to start a fight with everyone, but never shows up.
Always suspicious.
by Тарталья November 21, 2021
