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steak sabre

The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013
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Sabre

Much like a cougar but older, usually found at the VFW, casinos and other places where the elderly go to relive their glory days.
Damn, look at what that old lady is wearing, she must be a Sabre.
by Sowen September 12, 2015
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Pulling a Sabre

after drinking a bit too much you start putting on funny clothing then head home and puke on your property
Dianna went out last night and wound up pulling a Sabre.
by Guistinanno December 9, 2018
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Sabre

Big ass Male Bitch that acts like a Princess.

Mostly a Boomer which doesn't even owns a Mop.

Wants to start a fight with everyone, but never shows up.

Always suspicious.
Other People: “Omg Sabre is such a Sabrina
by Тарталья November 21, 2021
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