A decade marked by high interest rates, monetary inflation, price gouging, and the normalization of 25%+ gratuity.
Chuck: Can't believe I paid $5.00 fer a McChicken. This thing is bone-dry and they didn't even bother to give me one packet of ketchup. I ain't going there no more.
Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.
Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.
Randal: Tell me about it, in CaliWali I used to buy the hot and ready for five bucks. Now the Hot Carl is $23.00. You roll the dice by ordering it, sometimes there are burnt patches with no cheese, sauce, or pepperoni. Wait time is thirty minutes, even when the joint is empty.
Chuck: No kiddin', The Soaring 20's got us paying tips just fer standin' at the counter.
by Tenshi's Corndog April 2, 2024
Get the The Soaring 20'smug. 'To pull a Soares' on someone is to arrive significantly late or not show up at all for a casual or recreational engagement, often without prior notice.
"Want to catch a movie tonight?"
"Sure, let's meet at 7 pm."
Later that evening
"Hey, where are you?"
"Sorry, something came up, and I can't make it."
"Are you trying to pull a Soares on me?"
"Let's play together today around 8 pm?"
"Sure, see you there!"
(Later that evening, an hour past 8 pm with no response)
"Damn, you really pulled a Soares on me!"
"Sure, let's meet at 7 pm."
Later that evening
"Hey, where are you?"
"Sorry, something came up, and I can't make it."
"Are you trying to pull a Soares on me?"
"Let's play together today around 8 pm?"
"Sure, see you there!"
(Later that evening, an hour past 8 pm with no response)
"Damn, you really pulled a Soares on me!"
by Herbert Richards November 30, 2023
Get the To pull a Soaresmug. Successful men must adhere to the 5~S Rule to grow in their fields of expertise.
First thing every morning, and the earlier, the better:
They are:
Shit
Shave
Shower
Shampoo
. . . and
Seize the Day.
First thing every morning, and the earlier, the better:
They are:
Shit
Shave
Shower
Shampoo
. . . and
Seize the Day.
Baby, it's 5:00 AM. I've got to do the 5~S's (shit, shave, shower shampoo, seize) and hit the road to continue to soar with the Eagles. You know I can't be all you want me to be if I neglect soaring upward and onward.
by Know Your Game July 24, 2022
Get the Soaringmug. by Xerolight April 6, 2021
Get the soaring frostmug.