how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025

Double Dick Energy

A variant of “Big Dick Energy”, where one has the confidence of two Big Dicks, instead of just one

What’s up bitches?! Y’all know I can FUCK both of you ladies til y’all fucking CUM LIKE FILTHY WHORES because I’ve got that DOUBLE DICK ENERGY!!

by Magherra July 14, 2025

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018