port royal

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
by Johnny Carcinogen March 29, 2008
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Port Hardy

Town full of Pirates. All they do is sword fight, drink, and plunder nearby villages on their never ending search for treasure.
Kirsten Voth: "A pirates life for me; Port Hardy is where I must be!"
by Kirsten Voth November 29, 2011
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Port Orchard

Small, rural town in Washington state. Known for its meth addicts and notable lack of an orchard, this little town is located near the Bremerton Navy Base, and is home to HIJOY bowl, the only local entertainment.
"Wanna do something in Port Orchard?"
"Nah, man, I hate boweling".
by Sidney Road April 20, 2008
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Port Lincoln

If you can past the shit weather and the fishy smell you get rewarded by being able to buy weed on any corner
Person 1: Bro i just found some weed on the ground
Person 2: well we are from port lincoln
by Mate01 July 24, 2018
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port rocky

a illigal substance (cannabis resin) that is shipped in often from holland , into newport docks , the distributed to local dealers around the port and sold at a low low price similar to the products on sale at matalans
oh mate gimmie an ounce of that fucking port rocky spar
by shaky steve May 08, 2005
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PORT BARRE

A small town where the only thing to do is gossip and talk trash about your neighbor, then smile when you see them face to face. A town that does not care about getting an education. if you can play football, then you are the town ruler. This town sucks
Port Barre is a small town with small minded people
by X-resident June 13, 2008
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Port Pirie

The lead capital of Australia, has alot of meth addicts and wiggers in it. But also has a top skatepark.
by AIDEN!! August 10, 2008
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