Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 4, 2017

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025