Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Spit Roast

It's like an Eiffel Tower but you don't hi-five.

I was the middle of a spit roast last night.

by Hary Gofman June 3, 2023

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024