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shloppy seconds

A girl giving one lucky man a shloppy BJ two times within a 15-20 minute maximum time period after the first one.
g ass kid 1. yo tht bitch gave me shloppy seconds the other day
g ass kid 2. Not now chief I'm in the fucking zone
by Brandon Pin February 26, 2008
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slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.
The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.
by huglife4eva February 10, 2014
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