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dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.
hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.
by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022
mugGet the dirty palomamug.

Paloma

Paloma is the type of girl that just comes in your room face timing someone and just throws her phone at you and you get a bump on your head
"hey paloma" "shush im facetiming someone" *throws phone*
"ouch!"
by apueyo@islux.lu September 8, 2020
mugGet the Palomamug.

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