A Jacob Lyle is the sweatest man you will ever meet . You will recognize him from his bright red face because he is out of breath from laying in bed . When all his friends point out he’s getting fat he will deny it .
Did you see Jacob Lyle playing soccer yesterday ?
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
by Grease king November 24, 2019
Get the Jacob Lylemug. A typical young male who woos the babes. Listens to kodak black and often hits the whip when tryin to cop a ejac. HE owns a jesus piece, when he doesn't even believe in Jesus - he is an atheist . Hits up the streets of etobicoke with his watersprayer mod 1, scope lore 3000. Lyle is a overall hype dude who fucks around with babes of course, while pounding them to the beat of goosebumps by kendrick lamar.
Oh lyle, How i want you to pound me
by Kadawgggg May 26, 2018
Get the Lylemug.