Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

What you yell before you’re helicopter goes down

Pilot: Yo I think we’re going down!
Passenger: Kobe!

by Boner guy January 26, 2020

Kobe

A funny hyper person that enjoys being with others, at times can be goofy, but still awesome to be around.

“What are you up to tonight”
“Pullin’ a Kobe”
“Nice”

by lilrage January 7, 2020

Kobe

The guy that sadly died on the 26th January 2020 in a helicopter in case anybody didn’t know

*yeets a basketball*
Guy: for Kobe
Whole world: for Kobe

by ThéRęãłŠŵêdîšhMėãtbäłł January 31, 2020

Kobe

A person would yell out the term “Kobe!” when taking a shot in basketball or when throwing anything into some sort of basket. It is a reference to the star basketball player Kobe Bryant. It is yelled out in the hopes that mentioning the name of a basketball legend when making your shot will make it go in. It has developed into a joke over the years.

He shoots! He scores! KOBE!!!

by Csal May 30, 2011

Kobe

A parent dedicated to their children’s extracurricular activities Such as athletic arts science or whatever. This includes taking them to practices, practicing with them, inspiring them, supporting and encouraging them in a fun and compassionate.

Your mom is Kobe. She’s always at your practices and practicing with you and taking you to the batting cages and she’s very nice about it.

Your dad is Kobe. He supports you and your science fair projects helps you make them and takes you to all the science fairs he’s so cool.

by Kobe mom February 2, 2020

Kobe

A Kobe is a police officer that is gay, only when the badge is on. Kobes are known to kill child molesters and beat their wives when they drink too much root beer.

Hey m8 it's Kobe, time to collect

by Tyrone Laquis May 22, 2018