Jovan

Some say 'He's the Goat" some say " He's fork lift certified" but who actually knows. The name Jovan is passed down through the pure blood families of Mayan descent for over 500 years. Legend has it that only a few naturally talented babies with the ability to make fish fear him and women love him are given the name JOVAN. A name passed down to humans from the heavens to serve for the better of mankind has a set destiny of conquering all the women in the world. Because of his superior genes a Jovan will naturally have a broad built frame making it easy to look superior to your average person. His insane intellect shocks the panties off women; while his speech blows bras away. Any women that meets him has the the honor of being within the presence of a divine being.
" Dude relax, your not Jovan so just stop. You don't even have a thigh slapper."
by AnonymousJovan October 27, 2022
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Jovan

not kind
Jovan is not kind
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Jovan

The European man that only a plabbashy person can own. A property of plabbashy kind of people.
Person 1: Hey, I wanna date jovan!
Person 2: You can't, the plabbashy will come after you! You're dead girl!
by February 07, 2021
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