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Jamneisia

The feeling you get when you don't get to the tools in time to record a mind jam, and then it leaves you before you even allow yourself to enjoy it.
I had a wicked mindjam happening this morning, but suffered Jamneisia by the time I'd swiped to the voice recorder app.
by Mesaboogers March 2, 2026
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jamnesia

A condition in which the excitement of opening a new jar of jam quickly fades, causing the previous ones to be forgotten and left to languish in the back of the fridge. Characterized by the gradual accumulation of half-used jars as novelty outpaces consumption.

jamnesic (adj.) prone to forgetting about old jams hiding in the back of the fridge.
I found three jars of raspberry jam from last year, classic jamnesia.
by Dyske November 7, 2025
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jamnesia

A condition in which the excitement of opening a new jar of jam quickly fades, causing the previous ones to be forgotten and left to languish in the back of the fridge. Characterized by the gradual accumulation of half-used jars as novelty outpaces consumption.

jamnesic (adj.) prone to forgetting about old jams hiding in the back of the fridge.
I found three jars of raspberry jam from last year, classic jamnesia.
by Dyske November 7, 2025
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