Chilly appointment

A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.

I’m about to a chilly appointment.

by NEX is here December 06, 2019

Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

by Deisel323 April 20, 2023

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 26, 2023

Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020