Chilly appointment

A chilly appointment means that you are about to go warm up by having sexual intercourse.

I’m about to a chilly appointment.

by NEX is here December 06, 2019

Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

five-finger dental appointment

A brutal or sudden physical altercation, often a punch to the face, results in immediate or perceived dental consequences, such as a broken tooth, a bleeding mouth, or the implication that the recipient now needs an emergency visit to the dentist.

Somebody gave him a five-finger dental appointment after messing with a woman.

by Doctor WTF April 22, 2025

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 26, 2023

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

by Deisel323 April 20, 2023