Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Get it like Tyson

To start a fight.

Best move along before someone decides to “get it like Tyson,” on you.

by mybeccca October 1, 2024

act like you got some sense

Behave like you have some common sense

Hey baby, you’re going out with your friends tonight I see. Act like you got some sense.

by anonymous October 6, 2023

Acting like A Nunes

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.

I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.

by hhillbilly January 23, 2020

i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 6, 2021

joe mama likes farting

Fucking

I joe mama likes farting hate you

by p98ytrf March 22, 2022

Smelling Like A Matt

When you smell really bad and need to shower as soon as possible.

Man I’m really smelling like a Matt today.

by NimrodTheGreat March 29, 2023