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Bangin like a boomer

When you have sex with many different women within a period of about one month
Jasper: yoooo Luke I heard you were Bangin like a boomer recently!
Luke: yea I hope I didn’t get any std’s!
by angrypod147 November 17, 2019
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not ruddy likely

1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
by LAWarachnid May 24, 2022
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Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”
Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!
by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019
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rob my cat like a fenji

"Rob my cat like a fenji" if a female says it to you, they want to have sex with you. Its a flirty thing to say.

Cat stands for the vagina of the female.
Fenji isn't a real word. Its just a thing you say sometimes.
With rob my cat like a fenji the girl kinda means "Fuck my vagina hard and soft" but thats not the actual meaning
Michael: "Hey"
Isha: "Heyyy"
Michael: "I like your hair.."
Isha: "Thanks..."
Michael: "Do you wanna do stuff together sometimes? If yk what I mean"
Isha: "Sure"
Michael: ....
Isha: *laughs* "Rob my cat like a fenji"
*both laugh*
by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ May 4, 2020
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I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.
Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."
by Someguy6120 April 16, 2021
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My pussy smells like April fresh.

1-An entitled, spoiled, privileged women or girl that thinks her shit don't stink.

2-Shes above everybody, because she’s gotten everything in life.
3-Shes all that, and no one can touch her.
4-Someone thats stands there watching her boyfriend/husband do all the labor, and does nothing.
5-A spoil princess that does the bare minimum.
I don’t clean because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I’m all that because my pussy smells like April fresh.
I don't cook. I only make salad because my pussy smells like April fresh.
by Right and just July 18, 2022
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