Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

right in about it like a dug eating beetroot

being a dirty dog, getting right in about it

she’s so banging a wid be right in about it like a dug eating beetroot

by bauldy March 19, 2024

Wanna get smacked like

Something Izzy CANNOT stop saying

Person: *Says literally anything*
Izzy: Do you wanna get smacked like…
Person: *Actually smacks Izzy*

by Yes it’s from FMS March 16, 2023

well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

imagine being so mad that you dislike a post bc it says i hate kuromi these kuromi stans getting too far

Kuromi stan: dislikes a kuromi hate post
Person writing it: well it looks like someone got fucking mad bc of kuromi

by CR7andmessiisGOAT November 4, 2023

Like a pickle

A sarcastic outcome or answer to a situation where an individual had trouble deciding between two different outcomes or answers

Q: How was dinner with your in-laws?

A: Like a pickle!

by ~Goddess~ April 1, 2017

i like your sidebraid

your hair is a total wreck and it looks totally hidious

"i like your sidebraid" kid says to teacher.
*turns to friend and both laugh, knowing the teacher hair is a wreck*

by huggingfruitbats October 26, 2011