Punch someone with a striped shirt day

May 24. is punch someone with a striped shirt day. You are allowed to punch someone with a striped this day.

girl in striped shirt: ow why did you punch me
guy: because it's punch someone with a striped shirt day!

by XDragonLinus#420Koreangirls69X May 24, 2022

Leading someone on

To use someone for love or manipulate their feelings for attention or other selfish reasons.

To persuade someone into believing something is not true. Most of the time, Love, attention, money or other things are the reason.

In some cases, the person who is leading the other on might be in a relationship. That is twice as bad. I am sorry.

Gabe: "Alexander was leading Katrina on for months and she didn't even know!"
Alexander: "I was bored. I have a girlfriend already."
Helen: "Oh wow-"

Adrian: "Leading someone on is such a terrible thing to do. What's wrong with you?"

by bamwamshabam January 10, 2025

I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

To “turn” someone

The act of covering up the fact that you are going to burn someone by changing the word.

Rayne says : “We are going to “turn” someone into a better person if they don’t stop being creepy”

by Lucinda is Lit December 31, 2020

to vegetable someone

To inflict enough mental or physical damage on someone to leave them crippled / retarded for life.

to vegetable someone
A: The guy was gonna tell on me so I vegetabled him.
B: Cool, did you torture him?

A: The guy that got hit by train last week didn't die, but he is pretty vegetabled.

by PacifistTrey June 25, 2016

Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.

“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James

by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024

someone who folds pizza

Psychopath

“I fold my pizza when I eat it” ~someone who folds pizza
“Wtf you psychopath”~normal person

by Not a psycho xox August 10, 2023