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Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.
I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.
by mrforde December 31, 2023
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Sporadic Like A Waterboardu

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Sporadic Like A Waterboardu
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 19, 2025
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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Straight like

What I'm talking about really happened.

Its real.

Have no doubt about what I'm saying.
For real.

I'm ready
Someone asked if I was pregnant today. I told them straight like yeah.
Whole time, I'm straight like yeah...whats up?
by juan anthony July 28, 2019
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based like Mike

To be completely wrong about something while harbouring a fear of cartoon dogs
Hey, X; You’re based like Mike (as in full of shit)
by NafoSpelling Champ September 25, 2023
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acting like a dime

(1) Seeing ones text , reading it and not responding.
(2) When hearing one talk to you and you ignore him/hers compliment
"Hey beautiful ." - Boy
"....." -Girl
Bitch why you acting like a dime
by The boul January 13, 2014
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