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Stripey shirted douches' girlfriend

A girl who follows her stripey shirted douche boyfriend around like a puppy, trying to conform to the "norm." Usually she is conformity-retarded, with overdone hair, and overdone makeup. She has dyed hair, more often than not, it is done up. She spends a lot of money on her wardrobe in order to "fit in." Her friends look just like her. She is not "last season." Her looks and attitude are irritating to regular people. Most defintely would carry a purse. Owns and carries at least four kinds of chapstick.
Wow look at that girl, she looks just like her friends. Her hair is up, her makeup perfect, her clothes are in-season, she is a total stripey shirted douches' girlfriend.

Don't be a stripey shirted douches' girlfriend. You don't have to dress just like your stupid irritating friends.

Wow you have a lot of chapstick and lip gloss.. are you dating a stripey shirted douche?
by PuceEmu August 23, 2008
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No Sex Girlfriend

A girl you relate to as if she's your girlfriend but you aren't having sex with. Can be a friend's girlfriend, a close friend, a roommate, etc. Often results in sex. Sometimes you deny each other sex since its immoral or taboo (c.f. friend's girlfriend "no sex girlfriend"). Other times it's just because one of you isn't into the other or it's mutually platonic but just kind of creepy how much you act like you're banging. Can be abbreviated using the acronym NSGF.
"Man, you should really watch out with her, you guys are acting like boyfriend and girlfriend"
"I know, she's my 'no sex girlfriend', wish we were doing it."
by secretuser420 February 21, 2018
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denis's "girlfriend"

denis's "girlfriend" is to good for him
by whore lol June 17, 2019
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Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.
Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.
by BingusDingus December 5, 2019
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National give your girlfriend a hickey day

Celebrate national give your girlfriend a hickey day on November 7th and October 26 and give her love but just remember she loves you!!!
Person 1-Hey dude do you know what day it is!?
Persin 2-Yeah it's national give your girlfriend a hickey day

Person 1-Yup
Person 2- imma give my girlfriend a hickey
by Truth serum101 October 21, 2019
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Niall horan’s girlfriend

Their name always starts with a and their full name ends with a. They always have a y in their name, preferably in the middle. They are also smoking hot!
Jake: Hey do you know Niall Horan’s girlfriend?
Rose: Yes! I heard her name is Alyssa!
by niallhoransgf October 6, 2020
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On December 13th its national hug your girlfriend day so go up to your girlfriend and hug her
John: its December 13
Mary: so?
John: ( hugs girlfriend) its national hug your girlfriend day
by Smasher789 December 12, 2021
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