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Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”
I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome
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Terd Tunnel

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”
by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025
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Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!
“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard
by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025
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tunnel of glove

When you enter from the butt and fist her to give yourself a handy
Man, I took her down the tunnel of glove last night.
by Bubbalubba February 25, 2025
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