pick me boy

its literally titty tom

titty tom is such a self-deprecating pick me boy

by tljk May 12, 2022

Pick me girl

A girl who says shit like "i'M nOT liKE tHe oThER GiRlS" or "i'M oNE oF tHe BoYS". she wears a full face of makeup, wears disgustingly revealing clothes, and plays sports just to get GODDAMN BOYS TO LOOK AT HER

"OMG! She's such a pick me girl."

by l i v 2 4 January 11, 2023

Pick Me Girl

A pick me girl is a insecure girl who claims they are always "one of the guys" and insults other women around their "crush". (basically any girl called Ava or Ren or Jay)

Pick me girl - "Oh my god, you saw what layla posted yesterday about her dog dying and how she "doesn't want anyone to talk to her about it"? She is so looking for attention from luke. I know exactly what lukes type is because I'm one of the guys."
Deadass example based on some shit I actually heard irl 😭

by L_lytorres January 5, 2023

no pick n un

No pickles, no onion.

Cheeseburger, no pick n un.

by sadriannaship November 19, 2014

pick me queer

A gay, lesbian or other person who is perfectly willing to throw another section of the LGBTQ community, such as trans people, under the bus in the hopes of ensuring their own survival.

Pick me queer: "Maybe if we all rally against trans people, the government will let the rest of us gays exist!"
Guy 2: "Shut up."

by starrlotte March 5, 2023

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009