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Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
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A rhetorical question implying a group of gentlemen is misbehaving or is not focused in the classroom.
Brian: Gentlemen can we focus please?
by Brian the Gentleman December 3, 2025
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May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.
Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
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Please, LOUIS! grin

A provocative, toothy, grin intended to sadistically enjoy another’s misery.
Ben gave his little brother Jake a big Please, LOUIS! grin after telling Jake, “Yes, it’s nice to have 7 cupcakes, but it’s also nice to have 6 cupcakes, Jake.”

16-year-old football 🏈 player Jim, who was babysitting 9-year-old Scotty, gave Scotty a Please, LOUIS! grin just before saying “Psyche!” right when Scotty caught a glimpse of Jim when he wasn’t decent. Jim had also told Scotty silkily, “Don’t get my pompom winter hat wet, Scotty. I don’t want a cold head, you little mother,” and with that gave Scotty his Please, LOUIS! grin, as he saw the tears in Scotty’s eyes.
by JMC70 November 30, 2025
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Bitch please

Bitch please is like saying I don’t believe you
Bitch please you haven’t lost any weight
by Steph yea lynn March 5, 2024
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Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman
I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.
by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018
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