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i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
by coolwill February 3, 2025
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If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.
Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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is this going to lower egg prices?

something you say when Trump as president does something that has little to no contribution to the real pressing issues in our society
trump = signs into law that there are only two genders
me = so is this going to lower egg prices?
by EL SEXO GRATIS February 4, 2025
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I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
I hate Xiujuan i am your senior who loves going to school back. My age is 24 or 25 years old. That’s all.
by Zizix123 February 4, 2025
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Go Full Weimar

A country goes to shit, like the (interwar German) Weimar Republic, or a political actor does something to cause it.
This specifically refers to inflation, political mob violence or many different parties getting elected that are unable to form a functioning government coalition.
Left-Winger: Man, looks like we're gonna go full Weimar.

Right-Winger: Are you kidding? Now with the Trump administration slashing all your bloated taxing and spending, the value of our currency is finally secure. Still hope we'll get back on the gold standard soon though. Better safe than sorry.

Left-Winger: What? No. I meant we'll be fighting each other in the streets soon. Can't wait to beat up some nazis.

Right-Winger: That could be fun, I guess. Am I allowed to bring my arsenal of guns?
by illuminatus23 February 6, 2025
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