Dirty Tissue

When you relieve your nose in a snatch with a shaking motion while exhaling through the nostrils. Much like blowing into a tissue.
"I had a runny nose last night so I gave my girlfriend a dirty tissue."
by AGJ July 17, 2009
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dirty gail

When you go to the produce section at a supermarket, find the ripest, softest banana, stuff it , unpeeled, into your girlfriend's pussy, and eat out the soft remains of the banana from inside of her.
Oh, that old banana peel over there? That may have been from a Dirty Gail I gave Sally last night.
by SeamaldoesDefinitions April 14, 2020
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dirty kent

The act of hanging one’s testicles out of an open pants zipper while scrolling through google in search of new and used farm equipment
Man, last night dirty Kent really got after it. I bet he’s chafing
by This is dirty business December 20, 2019
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Dirty Margot

It's where you get jackhammerd in your doo doo hole by a diamond encrusted champagne bottle while watching the last 15 minutes of Superman III
I invited her over to netflix and chill and ended up giving her a dirty Margot
by Doc Dirty Fuck June 20, 2019
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dirty buffalo

similar to a water buffalo but instead of leaning a garbage can full of water, utilize a smaller container filled with dip spit
I just got fuckin dirty buffaloed

I got shit on by a dirty buffalo
by nightstalker90 January 19, 2011
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Dirty Fountain

when a guy shoots a load in a girl's asshole and the cum drips out brown.
Dirty fountains, fridge packs, bad weed and daddy's lil disappointment. Sounds like a perfect weekend to me! The Mule has spoken.
by That's it! October 20, 2008
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Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
by Brosephene April 03, 2020
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