Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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Dudes on me like Dillon

A man who’s always tryna hit & starts arguments outta nowhere

Having multiple men hitting your line tryna smash
Damn, Britney, these dudes be on me like Dillon

I got dudes on me like Dillon
by Is_aaah_murrrr___eeee September 16, 2021
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like mother like daughter

an idiom used when a daughter has similar traits or characteristics to her mother.
“ did you see sarah’s boyfriend? permed hair, tall and buff, he looks like her dad when he was younger!”

“like mother like daughter!”
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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Annoys me like Trump

Used whenever a situation is annoying like Trump. "Like Trump" can be used with any negative emotion such as frustrating, saddening and the list goes on.
"Martha, stop complaining so much, it annoys me like Trump"

"Dude, I simply can't get this girl to notice me, it frustrates me like Trump"
by Fearlize February 05, 2017
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Cooking like Pozniak

Pulling out and ejaculating on a woman’s Breasts, then spreading your sauce around with your penis before pulling out your chest hair and garnishing your creation in a salt bae fashion
That bird I met off tinder, she’s a bit of a goer, I was was cooking like Pozniak after a first date.
by VinceVegas May 12, 2021
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Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.
I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.
by VinceVegas January 24, 2020
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