Surprise Bag

The act of ejaculating into your hand after direct intercourse from behind, and smearing it into your partners face without warning. A customary shout of "SURPRISE" should follow

Chris 1: "Man, my girlfriend is really pissing me off"

Chris 2: "You should tell her off!"

Chris 1: "I'll just give her a Surprise Bag"

Chris 3: "SURPRISE!!"

by Mr.Watch and Game June 17, 2011

Dud bag

A bag of chips that looks full but is only half air and half chips

I got a bag of chips and I'm so annoyed because it is a dud bag

by Squishyboy101 August 2, 2017

bag of dick

Nick S

Nick nick nick
What a crazy guy
Went to work

Soggy bag of dicks

by DOBRAJ December 14, 2013

douche bag

-almost always white males ages 13-19
-usually have long hair
-will greet you with a dumbass secret handshake
-play a sport and think they are cool because of it
-usually suck ass at the sport
-love to act like they are black

lax bros are douche bags

by whatever5551 July 21, 2011

Bag

Bag
1. A beautiful ass goddess

You're a Bag remember that!

by Bato/LaLa/TZA/La'Ronte August 12, 2024

Nit bag neil

The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff

Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs

by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Meat-Bag

Gaming term used for a teammate whose main skill is to lure enemy forces out to better the team. One who doesn't have the best K/D spread, but is crucial in that he puts the need of the team in front of his own personal gain that normally results in death
-a sacrifice that benefits the team

"Don't worry guys, I will meat-bag to bring the other guys out from hiding."
"Alright guys.... This is it for me, my last ride... It is time to meat-bag for my bros"

by Steve813 March 14, 2015