What is does do

You use it when you want to

Cool cool, what is does do?

by GABITH October 4, 2022

Do you really

Before I change my mind.
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Please please be on your way quick, I'm struggling ATM. I need...
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Please.

At 1 I'm going back inside.
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Fuck I hope you're on your way I can't stay outside much longer I'm going to be sick.
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Do you really?
Well, I guess I got my answer... Actions speak louder than words.

Thanks for showing me how much of a fool I am once again... I can't believe how stupid I am to fall for it again.

This fucking hurts so bad, you could've just told me the truth, I'm a big girl I can take it. But no, you had to make me so ecstatic, so excited and happy, and then rip it away and tear my heart out of my chest all over again. What the hell did I do to make you hate me so much that you keep hurting me? Don't worry message received, I'll leave you the fuck alone, you don't have to worry about me bothering you anymore

I love you. I love you too. Do you really or do I just fill a hole in your heart an empty space in your house? /Sobs/

by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 13, 2023

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.

Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.

by kkdixon December 23, 2024

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022