High Octane Relationship

A relationship between romantic lovable partners involving lots, and I mean lots, ( practically to the point of a literal fuck ton ) of sex.

"Me and my partner have a high octane relationship, we fuck twice a day."

by NukeSyphon April 18, 2024

irregular-octuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-octuple-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and fifteen great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-octuple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026

Dark Octopus

the act of cumming/ejaculating in ones nose and then blowing through their mouth to blow bubbles

I once gave jeff a dark octopus

by illuminatedflame March 11, 2026

HypoFlaxyseed-octo2489

A 9 sided shape that is multiplied by the power of 67 and squared 32 times.

My favorite shape is HypoFlaxyseed-octo2489

by hajaixioxodw December 4, 2024

Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024