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do the durp

To Do the Durp is when you all of a sudden brake out having retarded like dance moves which is drived from twitching. You may need to be cautious when you see someone about to brake out about to do the durp durp durp, you may want to back up a few steps from excessive body flailing. You may need to keep a neck brace on hand.
Courtney was driving in Colfax on the way home and all of a sudden started to Do the Durp durp durp and tragically crashed.
by colfax redneck November 30, 2011
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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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doing a kermit

Another way to say “kms.” From the famous vine of Kermit the Frog jumping off a building.
Boy 1: We have to run 5 miles tomorrow in track!
Boy2: Brb doing a kermit
by avram2 June 5, 2019
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Do you see banana man?

Hopping over on the white hot sand
here he come with some for me.
Taken freshly from banana tree.
banana man me want a ton.
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go mmm m mm mm mmm
Do you see banana man? (Do you want a banana)
this banana for you
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 4, 2024
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Do you speak London

when a slav in csgo yells "do you speak London" it means do you understand english
slav: Hrello tjeam "DO YOU SPEAK LONDON"

team: shut up putin go rush b blin
by THeLJondoner August 30, 2023
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Do Drugs December

Do drugs December is like No Nut November but you do drugs. Tbh i love that month and sometime i fail no nut November just by looking at my stash. Like ong it be sexy asl.
person 1: Bro i failed no nut November
Person 2: why
person 1: i looked at my stash for do drugs December
person 2: you need a therapist
person 1: ik
by damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnofishal December 7, 2021
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