squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.
I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.
by curlypoo December 24, 2020
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Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position
by Lmd00l March 08, 2016
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When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 01, 2020
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
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squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!
*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!
by naspolya July 13, 2017
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Squatting

A term used for moving in someone’s house rent free in their basement leaving poop and urine stains on the floor, bed, walls, and even the toilet. Also includes leaving tampons in the laundry, clogging the shower, leaving empty trash on the tables, and leaving animals locked up in a bedroom all day hiding from the owners.
Some dude: yo what do you plan on doing later?

Beebs: Finna go squatting at the house, it’s the new move.
by BlanketbarkBob007 December 19, 2023
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